Crazy, Delight, Fun and Enjoyable Moment

You know craziness when you see it. It is a very fine line differences between stupidity and craziness. I think sometimes i fall in between. Or maybe 1% to craziness. All the time!

Hahahahaha.






On a completely different note, when i was browsing the pictures and photos taken for the last couple of months, i choked when i saw this picture (please scroll down below). Hahahahaha!

There has been an appearance of an "assassin" here in ZJG during the winter. Fortunately, with my fast hands and good skills with the camera, i am able to capture the snapshot of "the lethal assassin".

Craziness moments! Hahahahaha!

My Dream: Sony Walkman NWZ A726

I dreamt of this. The imagination of the moment so sweet. Blasting you by my side, making me work and push through the pain barrier to accomplish my goals. Music so sweet to my ears. Bass so clear crisping loud and clear thumping that 200bpm into my ears making my adrenaline rush and my muscles contracts. So sweet!

I sweat profusely after. My legs, my calf, my glutes, my quad and my entire feet quivers and shakes. Its was tiring and muscle burning. God! You look so sweet and innocent, metallic looking staring at me. You glow and shines at your face, expressing your words to me.

You look at me, stared at me, without emotions, wondering, "what the fuck are you stopping?". You continued," don't you know that i can run for 30 over hours non-stop giving you the pleasure? And here you are stopping at just after 30 minutes gasping for air and muscles aches!" Fuck!






OOOOOOoooooooooi! Wake up!

Yes yes yes! I was dreaming about my new incoming soon to be have Sony Walkman NWZ A726. Hahahaha!

How not to like it??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


1. Clear Audio Technologies - Ensuring that your left and right ear are proportionate of sound during that bass thumping sharp treble moments of your selected favourite songs are playing.

2. Clear Bass - Giving you no distortion what so ever for that smooth hard thumping sound through your ear-drum.

3. Digital Sound Enhancement Engine (DSEE) - To give you the quality of the music that you deserved after the MP3 ruins the quality of your music. You rocks!

4. 13.5mm Headphones that actually made and engineered to fit your ear-holes! Fuck. This is good. Perhaps they can squeeze 13.5 inch headphones into my head next time for even better quality sound!

And here i present you my dream, SONY WALKMAN NWZ A726.

I am waiting for you!

Romantic Sperm

I love kick-ass commercials. Hey! Could i be one of the creative guys as well? :P

Check this out, in the event of romantic Valentine's Day coming soon, guys, you need some extra inspiration. Gawd! I love the big white bang in the beginning and the smoothness of the spermie fella swimming with such cool moves. Hahahahaha!

Shanghai: Macau Portuguese Restaurant

This is way long long long overdue. This was during the last day on 2008 and here i am have a tiny little bit of time to edit the pictures and post it online. Gosh! But but but, i wanted to write a post about this and make some review about this place in Shanghai called Macau Portuguese Restaurant.

It is a typical Macau Portuguese inspired food cuisine located at 488 Xikang Lu near to Kangding Lu in Jingan district. Very nice location and good place indeed. Check our for more information at here. There has been also a review done for this restaurant from Smartshanghai at here.

Anyway, back to the story, around 10 of us reach there by 8 having a late dinner, very hungry, like a packed of wolf. I have made a reservation earlier to ensure that we have a decent table for the size of us. They have a pretty good english communicating staff and a Filipino manager, name Mia. We were given a room with a LCD TV and a karaoke set! Hahaha. For those singing birds during the dinner session perhaps.

We order a scrumptous meal. We whacked all the food and enjoy our dinner with delight. We ordered garlic bread, scores of appetizers and finger food before our main meal. We ordered mushroom soup, which is sort of nice and heavy with mushroom taste. We ordered baked rice with salmon diced, mixed grill, chicken chop, pork chop, pasta, grilled fish ala spicy style, curry chicken with rice and etc etc etc.





The food is pretty decent and like what they say, colonial style food originated from Macau Portuguese style cuisine. Price-wise, its decent and average at around or less at RMB100/person. Menu-wise, is extensive and huge choices to be choose from. Saliva dripping pictures!

Did i mentioned that they serve Philippines dishes too such as Adobo? In Shanghai? Well, its there. Oh yeah! They sell wines as well. Good for those who wanted to drink some wines before heading to party at some place later, though, not as good as wines in Bonito, which will be at another posts (later!)

Of course, not without the fun and mood of New Year coming down upon us. It was fantastic, fun, enjoyable and most importantly, filling and full!

I rate this restaurant at 3.5 star out of 5 star and i do not mind to go back there again to try some other dishes there.

Hungry Hungry!


ps: email me for Mia, the manager phone number, if you need.

Tips for HIM/HER on Valentine's Day

Well, on a lighter note and funny side of me, i suggests everyone goes to Smartshanghai.com and check out the tips and advise on what to do to spice up the Valentines Day. Her posts is funny and truly a eye-opener for those couples who are shy and very conservative on expressing their love.

Check out tips for her at here.

Check out advises for him at here.

Funny but true! Credits to Matsume.

:)

The V days is coming

3 more days. Thats the worst or almost-choke-dead word that every female species on the earth are associated with. It is the day when the roses boom, the chocolates are sold in tonnes, the flowers are hiked up in prices, the day where you simply walked into any restaurants without reservations and find yourself no seats and the day you felt so frustrated with the amount of $ you will spend for each and another, for the sake of the feeling and a global celebration that is overly-hyped!

Yes! St Valentines Day. The day that every newly-togethered-couple with hold their hands, with the sweat at their palms, like a lovely couple. The day when old couples at the age of 60 still holding their hands sitting at their home's balcony embracing each others arms, smiling at each others wrinkles and laugh at their silly little things they have done during their last 40 years of marriage.

For some, it is a cherished day. For some, it is a dreaded day. OMG! Money to be spend again buying some same old stuff to be given away for their partner in a day where millions of couples globally will be buying the same things to be given to each other. Roses, flowers, chocolates, sweets, dinners, movies, and sex after. God! A resemblence of me. Hahaha. Such a boring old me.

C'mon! For man's perspective point of view, generally speaking, ahem! How is it that there are so many celebrations and dates to be associated with, in 365 days a year to celebrate the thing you called "love"? Ain't it simpler and much more loving to love each other everyday and show your care and share through out every weekend cuddling each other on the soft warm sofa in front of TV. Feeding each other with ice-cream, chocolate and a glass of Merlot.

No. It is not enough, as according to some females. Love are meant to be celebrated! Yeah. Its true. There is 2 birthdays in a year, 1 wedding date, 1 dating date, 1 Chinese valentines day, 1 Xmas day, 1 Valentine's day, 1 New year day and other days that you can associated with in 365 days a year for the Love Celebration Day. Thats 8 days ++ If you are to logical divide it with 12 months, you will be celebrating Love once every 1 month. Almost.


But, for a woman's point of view, of course, the more the better, ain't it?

But no, i believe the woman and female generations of our new era have a different point of view. Slightly different on the outside. They are more empowered and more intelletual, so to speak, compared to 30 years ago. They appreciate the relationship more in a different way. Perhaps it is due to the changes in settings, circumstances in life and the way a woman lives her life in this era of cosmopolitan and city life.

They read more, they have more opinions and ideas, they fight for their rights and they are growing stronger and demands more for their birth right. I totally agree with this. We are homosapiens and born with instincts in us. Yes. Each one of us! Thus, the breed of a new generation of woman who is better and smarter.

Of course, i do not deny it that deep down within a woman's heart that every one longs for their prince charming, who will gallop in their suits and armors. If we are to convert this image into modern day, would it be a handsome man with a Ferrari? Not sure about this though. But, generally speaking, i believe a majority of women still believes in love and marriage.

Good for us, mankind! The need to improve as a MAN and determination of the size of your EGO lies up in your head above, not by the length and size of your cock. The need to improve mentally and to grow wiser up in the head with the brain. Meet the new breed of men, wiser men, i believe.

For couples, women and men, yes! celebrate more and cherish the moment more with each other during this special coming V day. Embrace and enjoy the feeling more than ever. The intense and the sizzling at the arm of each another. The heartbeat, the memories and the adrenaline rush that everyone is looking for. For you may hope that the love does not change and the world remains at standstill. For that piece of happy memory when you look back behind 30 years later. That you have done the right thing. For being happy on the Valentines day in 2009.

For those lonely women, single women and other mens, out there living in the city of metropolitan, fear not. Woman are best of buddies and accompanied with each other laughing and smiling after the days work. Be of no afraid. You are truly better and deserved a better accompanion of friends who are lonely as well. Why be UNHAPPY when you can have the best of friends who shares and cares for each one and another during the special day of St Valentines Day. Cherish the moments of happiness in V day in 2009, as well!

Last but not least, i personally believes that life are meant to be happy. In whatever you do, wherever you live and whenever you are.


I wish you a VERY HAPPY and Delighted HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

Always Check Your Child Homework!

I have recently received a lot of forwarded emails from everywhere. Some of them are simply meaningless, some of them provide some healthy information, some of them are just some forwarded emails and etc. But, i love those jokes that makes the rest of your day brighter and happier, from the stress of work. Hahaha.


Check this one out.


The title is "Always check your child homework!"


Dear Mrs. Jones,


I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.


Sincerely,

Mrs. Smith