Hangzhou & Wuzhen - 1st Day

Updated: After a suggestion / comment that the dick-a-like is hard to see, check out the dick-a-like! Easier to imagine and see what i meant! Hahaha.

Hangzhou is a city of scenery and city of total nature beauty. Plentiful of natures, hills and mountains, caves, flowers and lakes. There are 1 saying in China," Shang you tian tang, xia you su hang." In short, up above there's heaven, down here have Suzhou and Hangzhou. Its a great saying to imply the beauty and the marvelous view of Suzhou and Hangzhou. So much fresh air and fresh water from the mountains and lakes.

Check out for more of this trip in Ians post about this crazy gang and crazy trip! *Look down to get an idea of the crazy people i mentioned*


We went there on the last weekend on April 2008, in our company trip consisting of a crazy 40 odds crazy colleagues. Of course, for a 2 days trip, which the journey itself almost killed us. *My butt is injured due to the excessive sitting on the super duper tight bus* Hahaha!




Wuzhen was our 1st destination on the Saturday morning. Wuzheng is a tourist spot and definitely a kick ass place where those cool people live. Check out this webpage yourself at here. Kick ass website!


Wuzhen is known as a "town of fish, rice and silk"; whereby "those old houses by the river type" is common during those old days. We took almost 3 hours of horrible tiring cramped journey to reach this place and its ALL due to the driver who we named as "the most U-turn driver in China!". We of course just enjoy the pure pleasure of beautiful scenery of those views in Wuzhen.






See the 1st picture, the beautiful river and the old houses by the river. So cool! Of course, the old aunty is actually taking out the silk kinda thing from the pot for demonstration. Cannot imagine that silk is actually from those tiny little cute worm! The trishaws lining up to bring tourists to tour around the area.

Actually, IMHO, Wuzhen is famous and thriving just for the sole single reason. A freaking tourist spot. According to my friend, without the tourists attraction, Wuzhen is as if of a dead town. Not much development and not much economic growth, until they decided to make it a tourist spot, and wala! Overnightly, instant hit and waist gets bigger for its populations!

One thing get surprise me though. The old fire dept in the old old days. Hahaha!

Now tell me, how the HELL are they going to save people and houses! OMG! So teruk la! Hahaha! By the time they finish pumping the water, the fire has already spreaded to the next village.

There are some visitor tourists shop as well, selling ugly bags like these. Who wanna buy them anyway? I think if not even my mom wanna take that piece of crap out to pasar! Hahaha! So mother crapping ugly!

That excludes the colorful type of old umbrella though. So colorful and so traditional. But of course, we have absolutely no idea about the quality though. Doubt it has gone to an ISO nor quality process before. Good enough to cover some drizzling and bird poo though! Hahaha.

We ended out Wuzhen trip around 3pm before proceed to continue our tiredsome journey to Hangzhou. We ended up going to a hole, oppps!, cave nearby to Hangzhou for some cave exploration. Nice little cave to attract tourist, yet again!


IMHO,i wonders, what is the real main attraction to capture the tourist and visitors to these place? Its just rocks and caves right? What is so special about cave? They have supermodels in there? WRONG!




There is a freaking dick-a-like in the cave! Freaking HUGE! OMG! *No wonder people like to "cum" here! Oppps!!* Hahaha.

Seriously. I think this cave business is definitely terrible. No people, not much tourists, not much visitors or perhaps the most are monkeys and squirrels hanging around disturbing people. I do not think i will even considering doing business around a cave. Even the stone is not smiling, so sad!


See See! The rock also not smiling! How to survive doing business here?

Stay tune for day 2 in Hangzhou. Out!