Monday, April 7, 2008

I am Ubersexual!

I am a ubersexual. At first, i was like confused! Whatthefuckisubersexual? Some sort of woman's sexual dildo? Hence, ahem ahem. Here i am to educate and whisper to you some little information about this so-called new generation of male that is overtaking metrosexual guys. Maybe its over by now, got replaced by some other so-so called new kinda stuff, but hey! nevertheless, one deserves the right to know more, ain't it?

Well, whats the difference then? What is ubersexual all about? Well, the Krazybananaz term to ubersexual = is an evolvement of metrosexuals + man. In general, men who cares about their styles and sense. Men who has the masculinity and feminity as well. Men who generally wants to look good and feels good but still has a sense of masculine characters in them. For examples, Bono from U2, Ewan McGregor or George Clooney. Maybe someone perhaps closer to home for example resembling that? I would recommend almost all younger good looking generation males who prefers to go to gym and shopping as their 2nd habit as ubersexual.

Notice anyone from your circle of friends looking that way? Using facial foam daily, shaves regularly, wax his hair, iron his clothes to perfection, wears sunnies even after dark, have multiple of polish shoes and etc. In short, those males that have their own styles and are confidence in themselves.

For more definition and a clearer differences; go to askmen.com or webmd.

The statement below clearly defines the main differences amongst the 2 entire different categories of men. Oh yeah! I believe i belong to the category of uber :)

Passion
Ubersexuals are passionate about business, politics and global affairs.
Metrosexuals are passionate about themselves. Go ahead, just ask them!

The Sexes
Ubersexuals respect and like women, but prefer the company of men.
Metrosexuals consider women to be among their best (and only) friends.

Source of inspiration
Ubersexuals follow their experience and reason.
Metrosexuals follow Carson Kressley.

Priorities
Ubersexuals are concerned with the world around them.
Metrosexuals are concerned with their calorie intake.

Emotional level
Ubersexuals are emotionally available.
Metrosexuals are emotionally vacant.

Money
Ubersexuals invest their money in sound business strategies.
Metrosexuals invest their money in exfoliant.

Grooming
Ubersexuals shave daily, if need be.
Metrosexuals can tell you the exact time of their next Brazilian.

Obsessions
Ubersexuals are obsessed with quality and integrity.
Metrosexuals are obsessed with their buns.


I believe i am a definitely ubersexual + adrenaline chaser + culinary connoisseur!


Whattayathink?


P.s: I am shaven and clean as of this 8.30pm after my godly clean bath! Felt so good and clean! :)

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