We are Doomed!

Updated on 13th June 2008: WTFKNNCCBSHLMK!1!1!1!1! I mean, this man is a super hero man! Please read here to for 1. LYAO or 2. Curse him for being so ignorant! I mean, he is totally hopeless! He wanted 40 kids now!

OMG! Fucker! See the pictures of his family! All smiling so happily >_< (Of course, being happy is good la!) but don't he realised that his fucking everday makes all average Malaysian tax payer suffers more? Don't his wife know anything about birth control? Is there no condom sold in Kuala Terengganu? Or simply he do not know the technique of pulling before cumming? OMG!

What i can't take it no more, is he still so PROUDLY claiming a technique to the media and news about this skills and "strong" manhood! SO fucking egomaniac man that is so fucking proud that he has the skills, 4 wives and soon to be 40 kids~ >_< I rest my case and bear it no more.

Really a truly Malaysia Boleh story!

p.s: This piece of news of this fucker did really make Malaysia into spotlight. Last night, CNN did really display his piece of story into their news. Yes! He made it in international news, CNN. Malaysia Boleh!

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I am going to laugh my ass off! This is what i read from online news, funny crappy news about the general characteristics of some "out-of-city" populations. The Star and Malaysiakini are my normal daily dosage of news updates from homeland and this piece of crap is what i get from The Star. Hahahaha!

I am totally feeling funny and laughing my ass off when i read this piece of crap. Perhaps its their choices. Who knows? Maybe they are really that strong or maybe their tenaga batin is great, since maybe they learn some silat or taking tongkat ali daily! Hahaha!

I am says and i must reinstate it again. Those Malaysian who complains are mostly those middle income group Malaysians. Those who are not complaining are normally the elites, the rich and famous + rich ass individual. Let me breakdown this to the numerical order:

1. 1% Super Ultra Rich Multi-Millionaires / Billionaires - No issue nor complain since fuel increase in price. They don't feel the pinch. Their electricity bill are mountin' up to 5 figures monthly that includes their several houses, homes and condominiums globally. Their family's pets grooming maybe costing more than your average monthly salary.

2. 9% Rich Millionaires - Some issue with them, not much, just a pinch of pain. They have to make some corrections to their spending power. They have to shop less Gucci and Louis Vuitton handbagS. Instead, they only can buy their bags once every 6 months instead of once a month. They only can change their BMW once every 2-3 years now instead of once a year.

3. 40% Middle Income Group - Heavy issue and most affected group. They work their ass off like robots and zombies everyday in hope that they will have a better future and a better livelihood. Just like Horation Alger stories. Alas, perhaps in dreams and hopes. Like story of Cinderalla, or Snow White! Forever happy ever after! Now they realise that the dream is very expensive since that our fuel price increase by 40%. Hey! Even horse carry cartridges need fuel to run nowadays. You think what? Run on air? ...

4. 50% Poor and Out-of-City Citizens - These categories are the most amazing group ever. If they are poor and sad, chances is they are not farming, not raring chicken or cows in the backyard. They are affected, of course, but since that they travel mostly in their kampungs and villages, they only need a motor bike or bicycle to travel around. Damn cheap!

Anyway, they are always struggling regardless of the situation of the economy. They monthly wages is not enough all the time. They work on daily pay. If they make 10% more that month, they will go on shopping spree. Even on a RM100 bonus! I've seen it with my own bare eyes.

In addition to this group of people, that i simply put as "out-of-city" citizens, mainly due to some specific reasons. I believe that their mind are categorized as too simple and perhaps 50 years aback? Read the story from The Star to know why. I tell you, i laugh all the way non stop for few minutes until i realise that our problems in country currently are not really affected by these group of people.

C'mon man. 25 kids ranging from 25 years old to 4 months toddler fathered by a 54 years old man working as a property negotiator. Can you realise the picture of the story of this man? 4 wives. OMG!

He added, "As long as I can afford another wife and am strong, I don’t see why I can’t marry," added Abu Bakar. OMG! 2x >_<

All the freaking fucking middle class group of citizens felt screwed by the government. This particular individual is more concerned about his ability to perform erection and make more kids. He and his 4 wives have absolutely no concern about the education, the futures of his kids, the economic viability of raising a kid. All that he knows is that, fucking 4 wives is better than 1. OMG! Fucking animal! Perhaps the only thing that get screwed in his family is his wives. Daily. 25 kids at age 54 and still continues to produce. Hahahaha. Classic!

No wonder the $$$ in our government pool of subsidy keep on deplenishing and not enough all the time. Now you know where our tax $$$ goes. Calculate the rational and simple maths.

25 kids born in government hospital + 25 kids going for free medical test at government hospital + 25 kids going to get some government school books + 25 kids going to public unversity despite low unimaginable results = tens of thousands of dollars + unrecognisable potential loss of $$$ and other potential future values (other more potential kids denied place in university despite scoring better results, other families denied bed spaces for their kids in public hospital and blah blah blah)

Can he afford private hospital for delivery of his babies? I doubt so based on his RM20,000 income a month as a property negotiator. Wake up man! Negotiator meaning income fluatuates monthly. No fix income. Sometimes low and sometimes high! Sometimes you gets nothing / month.

Plus he has 25 kids la. Buying baby diaper and baby milk is affordable for 25 kids? Are you joking? Some families are struggling to feed a family of 4 with income of RM20,000/month. What the hell is he talking and murmuring about?

Of course, unless, he gets government assistance, government subsidies and our tax $$$$ all the way la. And of course also, that i doubt that he thinks about his future, his family futures and his children futures as well. All that in his mind, are enjoy fucking the wives and make more babies. Financially, not to worry too much, the government is here to help. What to fear?

Just imagine what kind of subsidy and government assistance he got since the day he got his 1st wife and his 1st baby got delivered until the 25th baby? I can name more than 10 kind of subsidy with my eyes closed.

>_<


I can see several simple big scenarios from his story. Let me break it down:

1. Population of Bumis are going to get bigger. His 1 dick = 25 kids, Chinese average dick = 2 kids, Indian dick = 2 -3 kids. Just imagine! My god! 100 Malay "out-of-city" dick = 2500 kids! 100 is a small number by the way. They are so productive in their work. Sperm Bank factory tauke.

2. Our chinese and indian counter parts can be minority in a matter of years. There will not be any more spaces or seats available for our students in government universities. How can enough with our NEP and seats based on skin-color? Another 20 more years to go. No need to wait and see. You know it already by now. In 100 Malaysians, total of 80% is going to be Malay, 10% is going to be Indon origin (going to granted Bumi status) and the rest is Chinese and Indian and other small group of minorities.

3. A lot of not-too educated Malaysians 20 years down the road. This 1 is what i think and what i judge based on simple theories. I believe education starts from home. It starts from parents showing them the examples. Instead of telling them what to do. Yeah! Its true. How many of us students really can remember what the teachers says? But we remember that our parents tells us not to smoke but still smoke in front of us. I believe in WE LEARN THROUGH COPYING our parents example. Not from them telling us what to do.

Now back to the story of this person of 25 kids, what do you think he and his wives will teach his kids? Do you think that he leads through examples of success, rich and be hardworking? Yeah, hardworking in fucking his 4 wives everyday la. If he is that hardworking in his career and making more $$$s, then i do not think that he will have the time and leisure to have 25 kids. Perhaps, he is sitting down at the kedai kopi by that junction with his 4 friends smoking Sampoerna A cigarettes with a leg up at the bench served with his teh tarik tongkat ali boosting his ego mentioning he is going to get a new wife to fuck tonight. In addition serving up his ego would be his ability to "perform" and make his 4 wives satisfy every night, thus, making 25 kids. Then, what happen is that 4 little useless friends who drives around in Proton Saga or motorcycle will go back to his hut and complain to his wife that the guy friend marry his 4th wife today and how lucky he is.

>_<

OMG! I can continue to story of this version la. Hahahaha! I've seen too much from the average kampung guys that lives in my hometown. I heard enough stories from my mom about the laziness of kampung malay guys. How they sneak out and work like donkey for that peanuts pay and his daily wages, so that he will have some $$$ to eat that day. Pathetic! But they are happy that way. What can you do? 2x -_-

I am truly feeling miserable myself for being a common class middle income group. Stacked in the middle of a "matrix" feelalike zone between the rich class and the poor class of people.

I need to get out and climb the zone la! Sick and tired of it + i don't feel like complain too much about it as i realised that nothing much can be done. Plus so slow as well, going though the stupid government bureaucrat that gets nothing done. Layers and layers of bullshit!

>_<

I rather sit down and think about the humor of the man, man! 25 kids!

Out!