China Counterfeit Fake Products

I was browsing some randomly online, and i came across these pictures. Almost choke myself laughing! Wahahahaha.

Have a nice laugh! Bucksstars Ice Latte, anyone?

Xmas 2008

Merry Xmas everyone! We was like superly prettyly busy for the last 2 days. Went to 2 different places to celebrate for Xmas.

Xmas eve was at Wuxi, 45 minutes away from this lifeless little town called Zhangjiagang. We went to Papa John for some pizza celebration countdown dinner kinda thingy in 2 mpv's. Approximately 12 person eating whole lot of fat-cheesy pizza, 5 pizza to be exact. Was fat and full like shit after.

We head outside for a smoke and chill after pizza. Just hanging outside in the coziest windiest night smoking and be joyous! Wakuakuakua. We also had Starbucks coffee to accompanied for the Xmas eve before heading back to "lifeless", meaning Zhangjiagang.

Sleep pretty early, as we had to be ready in the morning at 9am for transport to SHANGHAI! YaY! Did so much thing in Shanghai for a period of 1 day and 1 night, ate the niest Spanish food with French wine. Had the most marvelous lunch ever when we arrive, at Xinwang for their nicest Cantonese food cuisine. Did some shopping as well on Xmas day and bought some super discounted sweater, vest and hoodie!

Gawd! So a nice Xmas for 2008!

Will post more pictures after!

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What the fuck is wrong with some foreigners in Shanghai?!?!?!?!? Me and ian was like heading to Muse2 in Plaza 66 and there we went into the lift. Together inside was a bunch of rather "happening" foreigners who wants to have fun on Xmas day.

One of the lady was like, halfly drunk, looking decent before she embarrased herself when she openings her mouth. Kinda looking at us, and make stupid remarks. "I'm...i'm not sure that you know English but you...you know, that we, celebrate Xmas! Its...its a very big day for us!" She says it sarcastically as if we are dumb or looks like dumb people living on top of the tree house.

We then replied her,"yeah, Xmas is a big day for us too!". "We celebrate Xmas in Manila too! You know Boxing day?" reply Ian. We are like laughing as if, these bunch of monkeys just got out of their "zoo".

WTF is wrong with these foreigners? Insensitive or simply brainless?!?!?!?!?!? Maybe perhaps they live on the tree after all.

Perhaps i should reply her in French,"Bonjour, je suis Victor. La voux? Joyeux Noel! vous ivres?"

Dumb people in Shanghai ..... ..... ..... ..... ......

>_<

Sex Education in 21st Century

I almost laugh to my death when i saw this article. This article is about the sex education in China for young kids, perhaps at primary 1? I have yet to get any evidence nor the book yet. I have yet to confirm around about this sex education. But but, i think this makes a good education with open mind. Even when its young and kids will be asking the adults around. Like asking their parents.


I believe that the education system nowadays, especially sex education system in Malaysia is way way way way way back in those ancient times. Whereby, talking about sex and opposite gender OFFICIALLY is like death row. You can't simply talk about other gender, or else, the man will aroused and grope the females breasts and rape some innocent kids. The man will be aroused till be have no SELF controlled due to the discussion of the sex subject of the opposite gender.



What to do? Its the top management who makes the decision based on religion rather than the logical reasons. Look at how China has changed themselves and partially open their MIND, and this is how the improvement are in their countryis, both mentally, infrastructure and economic development.

Back to the story and refer to here in Chinasmack. Look at the pictures. Gawd! Hahaha.




OMG OMG! Hahahahaha!

Could you believe it? In a 1st grade sex educational book! This is rather a new way to educate the new generation of kids. They even show the pictures of condom and make sure that they will know about this protective when they grow older.


*still remember those times that you learn about sex education from stupidity pictures and porn tapes?* Hahahaha. I believe this way of educating our kids and future generations is slightly new and very challenging. But, hey! the world is changing everyday, why not us?

Dairy and Milk in China: Dangerous!

I have never imagine that drinking milk can be so scary. Terribly scarry! This milk scandal in China has now spread to global issue. Babies die and ten of thousands young infants and babies are sick. Its a very terrible news to even hear about.

Who are those culprit who does this? It might be still a foul play, for the truth is still out there.

1. The milk sellers to the milk factory adding melamine to the milk to make the milk to have more protein.

2. The milk manufacturer itself, has a secret all the while, by adding melanine to bring the profit up.

3. Someone else trying to sabotage somebody in the dairy industry by adding melanine to tarnish their image?

Who knows? The truth is out there.

Check out this funny post in ChinaSmack about the Sanlu milk powder. Humour at this tragedy time.

Olympic Games in China 2008

Today is AD 2008 August 08. The time was 8pm and 8 minutes. This is the most auspicious date in the lunar calendar. In short, its 08.08.08 08.08 and it is all 8. Meaning fortune! Plenty of fortune!

Today also marks the day of the starts of the Olympic Games in Beijing, China. It is one of the most watched event globally, of course, apart from World Cup, which is also held every 4 year once. The previous Olympic Games was held in Athens, Greece in 2004 and the next one will be held in London, Great Britain in 2012.


I watched the 4 hours of the show with great enthusiasm and of course, in hoping to see a great opening ceremony. Like many other opening ceremony of global sporting events, including the World Cup 2006 held in Germany, Asian Games in Doha and the previous Euro Cup this year.

The main venues that are involved in this Olympic Games China are Beijing National Stadium, Beijing Aquatic Center, Qingdao Olympic Sailing Center for sailing events and Hong Kong for equestrian events. The design of the venues are also state of the art and its breathtaking. The national sports center is also named as Birds Nest while the Aquatic Center is known as Ice Cube!









Stars and athletes from all around the world comes to a single point in the world makes my day. I saw Roger Federer representing Swiss, Rafael Nadal in Spain, Fernando Gonzalez in Chile, Kobe Bryant in USA, Yao Ming in China and etc etc. I even saw individuals like George Bush, president of USA and Vladimir Putin, ex president of Russia. Nations such as Israel, Iraq and Palestine coming to represent themselves in Olympics. Simply marvelous!


The opening ceremony itself is out of the world! Its almost god-like show. Sarah Brightman and Liu Huan performing together. Torch bearer flying in the air around the stadium to complete the journey of lighting up the torch that have travelled more than 100,000 km around the globe?



Check out the photos from the opening ceremony (pictures are grabbed from sina.com) The magnificent show of the fireworks around the city and around the stadium, the performance of the drums with LED lights brightening the stadium, the tai chi kung fu show, the rowing of the boat representing the dragon boat festival, the emperor show and other chinese culture!

Enjoy the pictures and let the imagination of grandeur runs wild in your mind. It is simply the best! I love the show! Look at the amount of people involved! Look at the designs and choreography by Zhang Yimou! OMG!

















I love it! Thanks to the Sina.com, that even though i am unable to make it physically to Beijing and experience it, i am able still to feel how the atmosphere feels like from the TV and the pictures taken.

Simply the best!

Charity for Sichuan - Red Cross China

This post was overly long waiting, perhaps for around 1 month ++.

As the earthquake in Wenchuan, Sichuan China did her calamity resulting more than 60,000 people dead, 300,000 people injured with millions of people lost their homes and places to live, one can imagine the terrible tragedy that happens.

Hence, charitable organization from across the globe giving more efforts and donations of various kinds, from clothings, monetary, foods and etc to the victims of this tragedy.

Red Cross society of China decided to make something similiar. By inviting various artists and performers from around the world in Shanghai for a charity concerto. What do we have to do? We just need to make some purchase of items, and the money goes to charity, for the people in Sichuan.

I like the concept. People purchases things and items, created for donation at a certain price. The $$$$ will be fully donated to the victims. T-Shirts, waters, beers, caps and etc are aplenty there.

The performance from the artistes are excellent and breathtaking. Its good. Rock bands from Phillippines, groups from Spanish, Mexico, Europe and Latin performing, singings doing jazz, bossanova and etc etc shakes the crowd. I loves the songs and tunes performed there. There are even people within the crowd shakes and dances to the tunes of jazz. Such a lovely event.

I wish that more charity events like this will be organized. Not for the tragedy, not for the calamity but the effort and work done to make this happen. It shows the unity of people and the compassion, the soft and kind heart of human.

Well done!

China Weird Moments!

I tell you. Don't "pray pray". Its dumbfounded and its freaking hilarious thinking about the Chinese weird stuff. Damn weird and damn funny. Imagine i laugh non-stop and giggle whenever i need some extra humour. Go on, enjoy the pictures!

P.S: Keep your laughter down and giggle by yourself!

:)






OMG! Why the hell do they posed that way? *Cute butt pose!* Hahaha!

Of course, there are other weirder invention that are available in China. So weird that i think there are no other people around the world who would wanted these.

Or simply the extraordinary chinese fashion. Unbelievable! They can walk anywhere simply wearing a set of pyjamas in the street or wear a transparent skirt.

Or simply those English words that are translated exactly from Chinese characters. Word for word. OMG! Their vocab is simply stunning! Hahaha.

Or why is it people in Shanghai is so sleepy all the time?


No idea la! Its just China! :)